I’m
always happy when I get to read something of Andy Kirkpatrick’s; he
is incisive, original, fearless, and, most importantly, has a very
advanced bullshit detector. It’s coincidental that this essay, on outdoor clothing, should come out, a couple of days
after Doug and I returned from a trip to the Snowy (but not that
snowy) Mountains. Everyday I had worn my old Patagonia insulated
pull-over. An extremely simple piece of clothing: a layer of
synthetic insulation sewn between two layers of light wind resistant
nylon with a quarter zip at the neck. No hood, only one small breast
pocket, elastic in the sleeves and bottom, and no sewn baffles.
After 20 years, this piece of clothing is still going strong: sure it
has a couple of patches and I avoid wearing it unprotected if pushing
through trees and brush, but, if you consider both warmth for weight
and longevity, this pull-over has beaten the odds.
Doug in his black pull-over
It’s impossible to buy a pull-over like this anymore. Although
Patagonia has 95 women's jackets on the site, not one approximates
this pull-over. The new way to make jackets is to sew at least
several dozen baffles in so that the jacket is criss-crossed with
seams and has a certain “puffer jacket” look. Never mind that
all those seams allow cold air to leak into the jacket and warm air
to leak out. You look sharp, and, apparently, even in the rarefied
shopping space of Patagonia (which we used to call Patagucci because
every clothing item was so expensive) looking sharp is more important
than being functional.
The old sky blue pullover, PC: DB
My current pull-over, like the previous one before, was bought
from a Patagonia outlet shop. There were two of these in North
America, one in our home town of Nelson, BC, and one in Dillon, Montana. Both extremely unlikely places to find Patagucci outlets
and I’m not sure how the outlets came to be in either location. In
Nelson, the outlet was downstairs from the main clothing store which
sold a variety of brands, and, on occasion, you could score a
reasonable jacket or pair of climbing pants at half the regular
price. I used to buy all my Goretex (or similar clone) jackets from
there as the jackets wore out with great frequency and were expensive
to replace. They never fit quite right because the items that went
to the outlet store were “failed” Patagucci items. There was
always something a little odd about the cut and fit, but not odd
enough to put you off buying something that was at least solidly made
from quality material.
A Patagucci jacket that never fit quite right, PC: Bob
The Dillon outlet was much better than the Nelson one, despite the
town being a third of the size. Dillon is home to the University of
Montana Western and as such had a lot of young people amongst its
small population. The outlet was always hopping and, in addition to
having racks and racks and racks of clothing, at least 50% off again
from the Canadian price (most things in the USA are 50% of the
Canadian price which is why the USA has a more robust economy), the
outlet did mail order so that while you were browsing the racks, the
store attendants would be walking about the store gathering up items
to ship off to far away locales. I’ve still got a pair of shorts
and a tank top from the Dillon store, in addition to my pull-over.
Decked out in Patagucci outlet gear at EPC, PC: DB
I got my first pull-over from the Nelson store – a sky blue one
that was subsequently ripped apart on backcountry ski adventures in
the Selkirk mountains – and my second, current model, from Dillon.
When we were in Canada in 2019, I searched all the outdoor stores for
a replacement pull-over for Doug whose black pull-over had worn
threadbare but was absent all the rips that mine had accumulated. I
could not find anything even close, and the prices were exorbitant.
MEC was in the death throes of its eventual financial collapse at the
time – driven, of course, by DEI and ESG and marketing executives
fresh out of graduate school who did not know a tricam from an
ice-screw – and jackets (there were no pull-overs) were upwards of
$500 each. Marketing is expensive and the money to fund marketing
must come from somewhere.
The toque (aka beanie) also from the outlet shop, PC: DB
These days, I buy my outdoor clothing (with the exception of rain
jackets) from Aldi (centre-aisle) or K-Mart. The items cost under
$30 (although disturbingly, these are likely made in some off-shore
sweat shop, but so are the more expensive models) and no worse and
very often better than a name brand like Kathmandu. There’s a
persistent myth in the outdoor space that high tech, high cost gear
is needed for every adventure from a two hour trail run to a
multi-day ski trip. It’s a myth as old as time. Pre-social media
days, people would buy their high tech gear to wear to the local
coffee shop, these days, the high-tech gear is more likely to appear
in the latest carefully staged social media post. But it’s not
gear that gets shit done outdoors, it’s guts and grit, and
perseverance and the ability to tolerate discomfort if not outright
pain. None of these can be bought off the rack at a shop but must be
earned in the daily battle against inertia.