Trying
to say anything original about either Uluru (Ayers Rock) or Kata
Tjuta (The Olgas) is beyond the scope of my impoverished imagination.
Instead, I'll resort to that boring travelogue type blog post that
has become all too common of late here at the Conspiracy Times. We
arrived at Yulara, the purpose built resort town about 20 km from
Uluru, mid morning and checked into the caravan park. We got the
important stuff, food, coffee, a shower, out of the way and then
drove over to Uluru.
Apparently,
back in the 1940's all the tourists camped right around near Uluru
and there were also a few very primitive "hotels". At some
point, visitor numbers grew quite large and there was considerable
environmental damage near Uluru so the town was moved away from Uluru
and built from the ground up in the new location. Which all seems
very environmentally friendly until you realize that now thousands
upon thousands of visitors are driving out and back from Yulara to
Uluru and Kata Tjuta every day. Some visitors even make multiple
trips to each site in one single day. That's a hell of a lot of
carbon being pumped into the atmosphere and a hell of a lot of
infrastructure (roads and car parks) is required. The really smart
thing would be to shut the roads down to private cars and run a free
shuttle bus that basically just circles about the town of Yulara and
past all the major car-parks at Uluru and Kata Tjuta. In some USA
National Parks (Zion and the Grand Canyon) the National Park runs a
free shuttle bus service and it's awesome.
Anyway,
back to driving out to Uluru. Like all Australians, I've seen
hundreds of pictures of Uluru and I can sing John Williamson's song
(albeit off key) with the best Karioke singer, but, nothing quite
prepares you for how big the thing is. I think it is something like
3.5 km long and 350 metres high, not massive by Canadian mountain
standards, but, out in all that flat desert, Uluru doesn't just
dominate the horizon, it is the horizon. It doesn't have to be
sunrise or sunset to glow red either. Uluru glows red at all times
of the day.
Uluru
When
I got my first gander at the rock, I thought, "yeah, I gotta
climb it." The traditional owners would really like people to
stop climbing Uluru. They have a myriad of concerns not the least of
which is the 35 deaths that have occurred while people have been
climbing Uluru - although I suspect the true cause of most of those
deaths is a surplus of pies and a dearth of exercise - not simply the
experience of climbing the rock. Before arriving, I really thought I
would respect the wishes of the traditional owners and be content to
walk around the rock rather than climbing it, but, as soon as I saw
Uluru, I was seized with a compulsion to walk to the summit. I'm not
sure that isn't because, at heart, I'm a climber and I'm seized with
a compulsion to climb anything tilted off horizontal. It could also
be because of what avalanche professionals in Canada term "pent-up
demand" which is when people go crazy skiing avalanche slopes
when it first snows after a long dry period. Everyone has been
waiting so long for new powder snow that their brains shut down. In
the Red Centre, I feel like I have driven, walked and bicycled past
so much incredible rock for climbing and only been able to climb a
few pitches because climbing is banned almost everywhere. Yet,
finally, at Uluru, climbing the rock, while definitely not
encouraged, is not yet banned (I'm sure it will be sooner rather than
later). Pent up demand overwhelmed any semblance of cultural
sensitivity.
There
really is only one way to climb Uluru, and that is up a lower angle
rib on the west side. A series of metal uprights strung together
with heavy chain have been drilled into the rock as a handrail, but
these start about 40 metres up the slab and end at the top of the
rib. Beyond the rib, you are only about 2/3 of the way to the top
and the remaining 1/3 includes some rather steep, albeit short,
climbs. The rock in the vicinity of the chain hand-rail has been
polished by thousands of feet, and is remarkably slippery in places.
Doug went up in his sticky approach shoes (perfect choice), I,
however, had only my crappy La Sportiva trail running shoes (which I
have long lamented as having slippery soles) with me. My five
tennies (super sticky approach shoes) were back in the caravan.
Going up, however is pretty easy, as long as you don't have a fear of
heights because the climb is rather exposed.
Kata Tjuta
We
ambled up without using the handrail. A few folks were coming back
down and many were really quite frightened. At the top of the rib,
there is one last steep section with a handrail where the rock is
shiny like a mirror from slipping feet. I hauled generously on the
hand-rail here. The rest of the walk ambles up and down the ribs
that lie vertically across the top of the rock. There are a few
steep sections where hands are needed - I would rate some of the
climb class 3/4 (YDS not Ewbank) - and, if you are not careful, your
feet will slip but the exposure is very limited. On top, there is a
view of Kata Tjuta further west, and to the south you can see South
Australia's highest peak (Mt Woodroffe). Otherwise, it's all pretty
flat. You don't really climb up Uluru for the view.
We
didn't hang around on the top. I had this awful discomfited feeling
caused by the cognitive dissonance of believing myself a supporter of
aboriginal rights and yet climbing one of their sacred sites. Coming
back down, you can actually walk all the way down simply facing out
with one hand near the rail in case of a slip, but, it does feel
exposed and the greasy rock does not inspire that much confidence.
Most people seem to descend hand over hand going backwards, but this
looks super awkward. Part way down we encountered a young man
wrapped about one of the railing posts. We encouraged him to descend
as he was wearing only sandals was clearly discomfited by the
exposure, was none too fit, and could easily get into trouble. He
assured us that he was resting and would come down, so we left him
behind. Truthfully, apart from talking him down the section with the
railing, there is very little we could do to get him right to the
bottom as the final fourty metres has no hand railing and there is no
way one could offer any physical support without being belayed to
something yourself.
A
short distance below the gentleman wrapped about the support we
encountered a large group of youth, most of whom had their eyes
rolled back in their heads from fear. Again, we thought they should
likely go down as again they were wrapped about the rails with white
knuckles. Finally, at the bottom, an older out of shape looking
couple quizzed us about the climb. We also encouraged them not to
go. I'm not actually sure what compels people, who never walk
anywhere, to set off up a rather steep intimating scramble (climbing
up Uluru is really out of the realm of walking) when the last most
strenuous thing they did was walking to the toilet block from their
caravan. In any case, the human drama unfolding on the rib of Uluru
was so compelling that it took a lot of mental energy to pull
ourselves away and go down to the Cultural Centre. All night I kept
wondering what had happened to the young man wrapped about the metal
upright. Two days later when we returned to walk around the base he
was no longer there so I can only assume he made it down.
The
next day we drove out to Kata Tjuta which is a 100 km return trip
from Yulara - wouldn't that be great to do in a shuttle bus? This is
another tightly regulated area. There are two main walks you are
allowed to do (weather permitting), and, of course, we did them both.
The Valley of the Winds walk is a 7.5 km circuit that travels over a
couple of rock passes between the large conglomerate domes. This is
a really nice walk, but, if you're a climber, you'll have soaked the
front of your shirt with drool by the time you've finished as you
look at the sheer number of quality climbs that could (in a parallel
universe where climbing was socially accepted and bolts were allowed)
be established on these domes. The rock is heavily featured with
heucos, pockets, slopers, incuts, jugs, and pinches. Some of the
domes rise over 500 metres above the surrounding plains and the rock
is bomber solid. There are shady walls and sunny walls, walls
sheltered from the prevailing wind, and walls exposed to cooling
breezes. With smart development, you could climb here for a month
and never do the same route twice. Won't happen though as you are
not even allowed to walk off track. The other walk is a short 2.6 km
jaunt up a narrow canyon between two massive domes (more climbing
potential) and ends at a small lookout below the pass between the
domes.
Valley of the winds walk
Finally,
on our last morning at Uluru, we walked around the base of the rock.
This is another pleasant easy walk with a couple of side trips to
waterholes. Most of the walk is close by the rock and there is lots
to look at as there are interesting caves, mini-valleys in the rock,
dry waterfalls, aboriginal art sites, and, of course, the big hulking
red rock of Uluru itself. It was howling windy when we walked around
and surprisingly cold. The summit climb was closed (and had been the
previous day) due to wind which made me doubly glad we'd dashed up on
our first day there.
An
hour later, we were in the car driving back to the Stuart Highway on
our way south. As usual, we'd only been driving for about 40 minutes
before we found the whole experience intolerable and were looking for
an excuse to stop. We've got another 1,800 km or so until we arrive
at our next major destination. At an hour a day, that shouldn't take
too long, should it?